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"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."

"I found it easier to get rich than I did to make excuses. "Jim Rohn

"He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king." John Milton

"Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it, and spend it rather than invest it."
Jim Rohn

"The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want." Ben Stein



“Constant dripping hollows out a stone.”Lucretius

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. “Les Brown

“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. “Henry Ford

“Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. “Ralph Marston

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart. “Confucius



“All you need is love.”John Lennon & Paul McCartney

“All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.”Leo Tolstoy

“If you want to be loved, be lovable.”Ovid

“It is sad not to be loved but it is much sadder not to be able to love.”Miguel De Unamuno

“Where the sacred laws of honour are once invaded, love makes the easier conquest.”Addison

BANAT QUOTES


“hindi ako MALANDI
‘INSECURE’ ka lang !”

"Hey, did you fart? Coz you blew me away!"

“Sana kaaway na lang kita, [bakit?] para patulan mo din ako”

-girl: totoo bang sabi nila na magaling ka sa algebra?
boy: mejo may alam lang ako. bakit?
girl: pwede bang pakisubstitute mo naman ' X ' ko!

“Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!”




“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”George Burns

“Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.”Homer Simpson

“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”Oscar Wilde

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.”Mae West

“Every man over forty is a scoundrel.”George Bernard Shaw

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. “Groucho Marx

TONGUE TWISTER

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

The blue bluebird blinks.

The bootblack bought the black boot back.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.


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