A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
(switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
blue eyes, etc...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
stalk you?
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
So, you're a girl huh?
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does beauty run in your family?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really
Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I
just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you
ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
jaw!
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
to fall is in love with me!
You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can
see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll
skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
Here's your chance to get to know me.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
than in your head.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Hey baby, where you been all my life?
Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
when you walked past!
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
say no.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it
won't kiss off?
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?